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Tom’s top 10 most disliked athletes

Forbes did their annual list of hated athletes, goes like so

  1. Lance
  2. El Tigre
  3. Chick from Laguna beach’s boyfriend
  4. Queensbridge
  5. The worst baseball player in the history of baseball
  6. Bark Bark
  7. Some Nascar Driver
  8. “KOBE!” (shooting garbage in trash can)
  9. Jessica Simpson

Now sure some of these players deserve to be on here, some dont. Here is the definitive list of athletes I dislike the most.

10. Shaun White

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Such a cocksucker, look at the fucking hat. The wrong guy died at the X games this year.

9. Bernie Mac

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Such a selfish prick, comes out of retirement just so he can get 3000 hits? selfish much? You fucked up the whole dynamic of the team.

8. David Simms

DaveSimmsThe guy hates old people, and yells at children. Always lays up with the U.S. open on the line. tool.

7. Hunter Pence

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If you like Hunter Pence you probably have Lou Gehrigs Disease and are gonna die in 7 minutes.

6. John Lackey

John Lackeyugh, close your mouth you fat asshole. CLOSE IT!!

 

5. Sidney Crosby

fileCrosby:”hey ref.. ref!! The guy just looked at me!”.. Ref: “5 minute major for looking, and an 8 game suspension and you lose custody of your children.”

 

4. Tom Brady

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Brady: “hey Ref.. REF!.. That guy ju”  Ref : “Shut the fuck up, Tom, no one cares. You haven’t won anything in 10 years…. your wife is hot”

 

3. Alex Morgan

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Answer my Phone calls, Love Letters, text messages, snap chats, twitter DMs and you’re off the list. -Love, your boyfriend, Tom Rudolph

 

2. Andrew Luck

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You’re so ugly that it gave your coach cancer.

 

1. Dustin Johnson

Fuckin Bombay

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Special Superbowl Prop Bet Locks

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What’s more fun than the Superbowl? Betting on the Superbowl. What’s more fun than betting on the Superbowl? Betting on things in the Superbowl that have nothing to do with the game.

How long will it take Alicia Keys to sing the US National Anthem?Over/Under 2 minutes 15seconds– UNDER Everyone hates Alicia Keys now for some reason right? She’ll hurry up and get the hell out of there.

Will Beyonce be joined by Jay Z on Stage during the Super Bowl Half Time Show?                            Yes +110 No -150 … Absolutely no chance he would do that and try to steal the spotlight from his bitch.

Will either Jack or Jackie Harbaugh be shown on TV wearing any clothing that has either a SF or BAL logo on it during the game?                                                                                                                    Yes +200 No -300   There’s a chance they both might be sporting a different team, but that’s just too cheesy for the Hardbaughs.. Not a typo

How long will the post game handshake/hug last between Jim & John Harbaugh?                Over/Under 7.5 secondsUNDER.. Bet your house on this, it might last 2 seconds, they’ve been waiting for this moment their whole lives. They’re not gonna milk it, they’re both professionals and are head coaching foes first, them being brothers has nothing to do with the game if you ask both of them

What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?

  • Clear/Water 7/4
  • Orange 5/2
  • Yellow 5/2
  • Green 13/2
  • Red 13/2
  • Blue 13/2

After some research I don’t think Green has ever been a color of a dumped Gatorade. Why not now?

Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first?

Teammates 5/4                                                                                                                                     God 5/2                                                                                                                                               Coach 12/1                                                                                                                                          Family 12/1                                                                                                                                          Owner 15/1                                                                                                                                          Does Not Thank Anyone 9/4 Colin Kaepernick is going to win this, and I’m pretty confident that he’s just going to say “FUCK YOU!” To Jim Nantz then DDT him through the float.

 

Head on over to Busted Coverage for more, there are 32 pages of this stuff, mostly game related.

 

 

Superbowl Story Lines

0116S10_Harbaugh40pSuper Bowl XLVII is going to be all about the Harbaughs, and you all know that. The Harbowl, the Bro Bowl, call it what you will. Personally, I think it’s pretty awesome, probably never going to see something like this again. Also I love the fact that this is over shadowing the fake Ray Lewis nonsense. I’d like to see how he acts when he knows the cameras are not on him. He just constantly murders people right? has to. These are some things that probably won’t get talked about leading up the the big game.

 

Randy Moss

randy-moss1Remember this guy? Of course you do because from 1998 to about 2005 he absolutely dominated the sport, then went to Oakland and did Raider things (Sucked) for a few seasons, Went to New England, broke about 245 records and was back to being the best WR in the game. Or so we thought. 07-09 couldn’t have gone any better for Moss..well, almost.. But 2010 was pretty awful, played on 3 different teams, went back to Minnesota, wound up in Tennessee, only had 28 catches the whole season, seemed as if Moss’s playing days were done, and they were. He retired following the season. After a few months of doing Randy Moss things, I guess Moss decided he’s ready to play again. Granted he hasn’t done much this season, but let’s say the 49ers win the Super Bowl, what kind of effect will it have on Moss’ legacy? Will it have any? Depends on the game play. At 35 years old, Moss still has the ability to be a game changer and I won’t be surprised if we see Moss make some big plays.

 

-Joe Flacco

hi-res-159800380_crop_exact-1Guess who has the most wins in the playoffs since 2008.. Brady? Nope, Eli? Nope, Peyton? Nope, Rodgers? Nope.. Big Ben? Nope.. It’s Joe Flacco. He has 8 playoff victories and has yet to miss the playoffs in his career. Add his regular season victories in and no quarterback has won more games since 2008 than Joe Flacco. ( Matt Ryan has 2 more regular season wins but only 1 playoff victory) Will Flacco finally get the respect he deserves with a Ravens victory? Will he finally be considered elite? For one, he absolutely should be. He’s not flashy, he’s not exciting, he’s really not even gritty. He’s just a good quarterback, he does what he has to do to win games. He’s a gamer. Guys like Tony Romo and Philip Rivers need to be taken out of the conversation of elite and Flacco and Matt Ryan need to replace them. Matt Ryan earned his spot as an elite QB this season though, that’s pretty evident. With a victory on Feb 3rd, Flacco will certainly be considered elite and the next generation of QBs will be upon us… finally.

 

-Jim Harbaugh

Just focusing on Jim Harbaugh the coach here, not Jim Harbaugh the brother, so don’t call me a hypocrite. Jerks

This guy is a complete preposterous daft lunatic and I love it. He picks fights with other coaches; he is the most animated coach in the league; he benches his starting quarterback for a unproven guy that most people thought would never make it in the NFL, and it worked. He took a team that was down right terrible before he took over and brought them to the NFC Championship 2 years in a row. Now he has them playing for the Superbowl, in only his 2nd season an an NFL head coach. That’s something special that not a lot of people can accomplish. (Forget the likes of Jim Caldwell who took the Colts to the Superbowl in his first year as a head coach, he had Peyton Manning in his prime, look what happened when he got hurt.) Harbaugh came in with nothing and completely shaped a shitty team into a winning team. He’s a fired up passionate son of a bitch and football players love playing for assholes like this. He’s going to pull something we haven’t seen before on the sidelines during the Superbowl I’m sure, he might even pick a girl out of the stands and just throw her onto the field in a fit of anger. I wouldn’t be mad about that all.

 


Pretty much all I got for now, I’ve hit a brain fart, hope you enjoyed this. More Superbowl stuff to come. Enjoy your Tuesday all.