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Tom’s top 10 most disliked athletes

Forbes did their annual list of hated athletes, goes like so

  1. Lance
  2. El Tigre
  3. Chick from Laguna beach’s boyfriend
  4. Queensbridge
  5. The worst baseball player in the history of baseball
  6. Bark Bark
  7. Some Nascar Driver
  8. “KOBE!” (shooting garbage in trash can)
  9. Jessica Simpson

Now sure some of these players deserve to be on here, some dont. Here is the definitive list of athletes I dislike the most.

10. Shaun White

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Such a cocksucker, look at the fucking hat. The wrong guy died at the X games this year.

9. Bernie Mac

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Such a selfish prick, comes out of retirement just so he can get 3000 hits? selfish much? You fucked up the whole dynamic of the team.

8. David Simms

DaveSimmsThe guy hates old people, and yells at children. Always lays up with the U.S. open on the line. tool.

7. Hunter Pence

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If you like Hunter Pence you probably have Lou Gehrigs Disease and are gonna die in 7 minutes.

6. John Lackey

John Lackeyugh, close your mouth you fat asshole. CLOSE IT!!

 

5. Sidney Crosby

fileCrosby:”hey ref.. ref!! The guy just looked at me!”.. Ref: “5 minute major for looking, and an 8 game suspension and you lose custody of your children.”

 

4. Tom Brady

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Brady: “hey Ref.. REF!.. That guy ju”  Ref : “Shut the fuck up, Tom, no one cares. You haven’t won anything in 10 years…. your wife is hot”

 

3. Alex Morgan

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Answer my Phone calls, Love Letters, text messages, snap chats, twitter DMs and you’re off the list. -Love, your boyfriend, Tom Rudolph

 

2. Andrew Luck

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You’re so ugly that it gave your coach cancer.

 

1. Dustin Johnson

Fuckin Bombay

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